Need powerful software for advertising in internet

Anybody knows links to order private program for SEO, Google Page Rank?
It's really important to me. Please, help.

Thank you all

P.S. Also I need for advertising soft that can break captcha, can mass posting, can sort sites by Google PageRank (PR) and others. By the way, I'm interested in any scripts to work whith Google AdSense, Google AdWords.
P.P.S. Sorry for my post in "BlaBla" catalog.